These two seem unrelated somehow and yet they are the only things people ask me to do. Never mind the fact that I don't like tattoos and that I've never designed a web page. And the tattoos I'm asked to do aren't that great either. I'm working on one right now (i'm writting this as it is being scanned... slow scanner) and you'd have to pay me to put it on my skin.

Am I the only one here who gets contracts that have nothing to do with what I want to do? What do you guys get asked for?